Fiction
It’s possible that non-fiction may be better for your career, but fiction is better for your soul.
Birkie Fever
It means different things for different people. For me, it’s caused by equal parts masochism and poor memory.
The self-administered head shave
The KISS principle applied to hair styling. And cheap, too.
Cats
I would have never billed myself a cat lover, but after living in the same household as one for several months I’m sold.
A roomate who enjoys baking, and giving away baked goods
Today I woke up from my nap to find a tupperware container full of freshly baked cookies, and a note that said “Eat Me!”. Pure heaven.
Fear of failure
A contributing factor to a majority of the greater things I have done with my life.
Puns
I still stand by my theory that they are the purest form of humor. Like most things pure, they are best if taken in small, concentrated doses.
Misunderstood song lyrics
Two of my favorites: “hold me closer, Tony Danza” and “don’t go Jason Waterfalls”. I’ll let you figure out what songs they’re from.
Working hard
Sometimes it just feels good. And the when the playing hard comes, it’ll feel even better.
Flat shoelaces
What’s the deal with the shoe industry’s obsession with round shoelaces lately? Flat laces are clearly superior: they look better and are less inclined to untying.